Some albums I sell inspire me to go on and on in the most eloquent way I can, expressing all the deep emotional responses I get from every note plucked and chord strummed.
But they can’t all be zingers.
Because of that, I’m gonna start doing this segment where I take a quick look at few albums that deserve a mention, but not an essay.
Eagles of Death Metal – Peace Love Death Metal
Going back to my post about album covers, the cover for this album completely grabbed my attention, sucked me in like a tractor beam, and got me to buy it. Of course, working at a retail store gives me the opportunity to sort of stalk an album…see if anyone buys it, what the reaction is, and where to hide it if too many people are interested and I want to buy it.
For those unaware and wondering what the hell a band named what they are named sounds like, lemme clue you in. Josh Homme (Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age) and Jesse Hughes took a guitar and a drumset and made one of the sleaziest throwback albums, with light grunge romance oozing throughout the journey. The cover of the Stealer Wheel classic “Stuck in the Middle With You” is worth the price of admission.
Isis -In the Absence of Truth
Isis is an instrumental prog-rock band from LA by way of Boston, and they like to crank up the sludge. Little to no lyrics, little to no filler, and little to no longevity in my ears. I like the band, I do, I just can’t dig it on the album. They are pretty awesome live, and while I do appreciate concept albums (this one being about Hassan-i Sabbath) the band never seems to get anywhere for me. I’ve tried a few albums and still nothing. Sorry, guys! I hope whoever bought it from me enjoys it.
Mushroomhead – Savior Sorrow
If this was the first Mushroomhead album, I’d have a lot to write about. But it’s not, so I don’t. Mushroomhead is a sort of niche band that is slightly past its time. Back when Slipknot and Motogrator and other 9-piece bands with jumpsuits and masks came out, these guys seemed fresh and different. When their charismatic lead singer left, and they put out this album with his replacement, the flaws became painfully obvious. Although they put on an excellent live show at The Pound (R.I.P.) in SF many moons ago, and I still don’t know how they fit all those bastards on that stage, the joke has run its course and it’s no longer funny.
Danko Jones – Sleep Is the Enemy
I read an interview with Swedish god-metaler Mike Akerfeldt (Opeth) about his favorite bands at the moment, and he mentioned this Canadian party band as one he loved and was anticipating seeing live. That’s all the advice I needed so I grabbed it during on of my many buying splurges and popped it in when I got home.
And I never listened to it again.
It’s like an AC/DC archetype done wrong: It’s all about waking up late, drinking til dawn, and rockin’ all night long. There’s nothing wrong with that, but that doesn’t grab me anymore and it doesn’t work for me in this day and age. Once you have bands like Mars Volta and Mastodon that put so much thought into the structure of their music, it’s hard for me to devolve back into this simple type of music. It has it’s place, no doubt, just not in my brain…not anymore. Not a single song eclipses the staggering 3:30 mark, and the power chord usage would make Blink-182 blush. Lines like “You got a sweet tooth and I’m your chocolate bar” make me feel like Miley Cyrus broke into this band’s studio and rewrote his lyrics and the singer didn’t give a shit.